[there is, maybe, one minuscule straw he can grasp onto with this whole thing, and, sure enough, he's going to do it. he stops just outside of his door to send off his brilliant counterargument:]
Hey whoa jerkface is my thing jerkface you have to get your own
Those are the rules and you have to follow them
Jerkface
[(groot, by the way, is definitely the last thing on his mind by now.)]
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Hey whoa jerkface is my thing jerkface you have to get your own
Those are the rules and you have to follow them
Jerkface
[(groot, by the way, is definitely the last thing on his mind by now.)]