[there's a lot that's going through his head right now, there really is, but most of it carries some kind of sentiment of what the fuck, gamora.
he's about halfway to getting up and stomping his way over to her quarters like the most mature adult that he is, but in the meantime, a series of furious, quick messages:]
They would not and you know it, that's the dirtiest lie I've ever heard
Unless you told them to say it
Which would be a straight up Lando Calrissian betrayal and make you a jerk
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he's about halfway to getting up and stomping his way over to her quarters like the most mature adult that he is, but in the meantime, a series of furious, quick messages:]
They would not and you know it, that's the dirtiest lie I've ever heard
Unless you told them to say it
Which would be a straight up Lando Calrissian betrayal and make you a jerk
Jerkface