[there are some things in this life that peter can say with confidence that he knows. one of them is that drax hitting him up over his comm device with something like "quill, i have an urgent need" is not going to end well.

to say he's annoyed when he answers would be the understatement of the millennium; he passed proverbial go and took his proverbial $200 on that a long time ago. he lets out a sigh, and then:]

Dude, if it's to 'go to the bathroom', we've been over this a hundred times. Down the hall, to the right, don't ask me again.