showtime, a-holes

[danceoffs]

OPEN POST

you know what to do

(potential spoiler warning for vol 2, enter at your own risk i'm not ur mom)

Comments

[diamondhack]

I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.

[danceoffs]

[he kinda knows the feeling. very well. but here's peter, asking life's most important questions:]

Was there booze? Like, a lot of booze? Can't crash a wedding if there isn't any booze.

[also why didn't you take any]

[diamondhack]

Of course there was a lot of booze what kind of question is that

[Because she drank it all and the expensive stuff she's not sharing]

[danceoffs]

[ :C ]

It's just one of those questions, man

Like what's up or where's the bathroom or why are you such a douchebag

You just ask it ok

[diamondhack]

Generally I don't ask why someone is a prick I tend to simply tell them and don't allow a follow-up.

It's all very amusing when they can't actually find a way to argue it

[danceoffs]

You don't wanna know why someone's a prick?

You're not like at least a little curious?

I mean most people just hit you in the face when you ask which fair I can respect that but sometimes there's a good story there!!

[diamondhack]

I like being right when I tell them exactly why they're a prick

and in the case that I'm wrong they'll correct me

either way I get my answers and some semblance of triumph

it's very fun I assure you