showtime, a-holes

[danceoffs]

OPEN POST

you know what to do

(potential spoiler warning for vol 2, enter at your own risk i'm not ur mom)

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[stardaze]

[ peter. peter.

is that what you say to the woman you want to make out with? tell her she is boring? how far is that going to get you in this game of unspoken things?

she clicks her tongue as if he can her chastising him for the really stupid thing that he has just said to her. because it was really stupid. ]

are you calling me boring?

[danceoffs]

[it won't take peter long to realize just how far he shoved his foot into his mouth like the complete moron he is; in fact, he may already be starting to get a sense of that. he may already be thinking fast on his backpedaling.

which is, of course, guaranteed to produce foolproof results.]

You called me boring first!

What else am I supposed to say to that??

[#nailed it]

[stardaze]

Actually Groot called you boring first.

[ you know semantics. if he wants to play that game so can she.

really the best thing about all of this is that she isn't actually offended. rather this might actually be her way of flirting with him.

shocking. ]

I can think of many things that aren't calling me boring back like a child.

[danceoffs]

[he doesn't actually know what's going on here, but if he had to take a guess, he'd place his bets on the interpretation of threatening his death, just to be on the safe side. and because of that, he's going to do what may be the smartest thing he's done all day — stop right in his tracks, turn around, and walk with a purpose back to his quarters.

that's about where the "smart thing" begins and ends, though.]

That's because you had time to think about those things

Which I didn't have

So I had to go with the first thing I thought of you know how that is